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Here are two songs about Contract Defenses.
"FIFI MAUD, Statute of Frauds" is a mnemonic song;
"There is Nothing Like the Statute of Frauds Song" is... 
                  ...well, try it, you'll like it!

"FIFI, MAUDS, Statute of Frauds"
                Sing along with Bea Arthur and her twin sister (MAUDS)

                as they skip merrily along Park Avenue alongside their
               fluffy little white miniature French Poodle (FIFI) ...
                                 Tune is:  "Skip to My Lou, My Darling"

Formation, Incapacity, FIFI MAUDS,
Fraud and Illegality, FIFI MAUDS,
Mistake and Ambiguity and Unconscionability,
Duress, and SOF and you've got FIFI MAUDS!
 
FIFI MAUDS, Statute of Frauds,
FIFI MAUDS, Statute of Frauds,
FIFI MAUDS, Statute of Frauds,
Contract Defenses, that's FIFI MAUDS!

 
"There Is Nothing Like The Statute Of Frauds!"
       By now you know when it comes to songs
           About stuff Ina's studying, she's quite prolific;
               For Statute of Frauds you won't go wrong...
                    If you sing this to "Dame" from South Pacific!

I know errors, incapacity,
And defects in formation,
And deceptive non-veracity,
Lack of consideration,
Duress and illegality,

Unconscionable terms;

But the Statute of Frauds

Is a can of worms!

This defense relates to Contracts
That require for enforcement
A written proof, or performed acts

That demonstrate endorsement

Of their detailed terms, or harm thats caused

Foreseen and unexcused -

The Statute of Frauds

Has me confused!

          There is nothing I can laud
          About Statute of Fraud
         
Aint no guys and aint no broads
         
That applauds the Statute of Frauds!

Each first year student has to strive
Through logical gyrations
To remember the primary five

"S-O-F" situations...

Two are easily imagined,

Three have value and import:

You must know all

For exams and Court!

          There is nothing I can laud
         
About Statute of Fraud
         
Aint no guys and aint no broads
         
That applauds the Statute of Frauds!

Well if you ask legal scholars
What is "Value", they'll explain:

If it costs 500 dollars
And it meets some rules arcane,
Or involves a sale of Real Estate,
Or takes over a year,

Theres no debate!

Its Frauds, my dear!

What sorts of things are Easily
Imagined, per the Court?
The kinds of things folks breezily

Say, not meaning import:

Like pre-nup and divorce stuff,

And "I'll pay off Juniors debts" -

This kind of fluff "
The Statute" gets!

          There is nothing I can laud
          About Statute of Fraud

         
Aint no guys and aint no broads
          That applauds the Statute of Frauds!

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