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I am the very model of a modern legal-medical;
I understand and parry every complex hypothetical,
my mind is analytic and my logic is impeccable
in depositions and in trials I'm totally undeckable!
I've photographic memory and speed-reading facility
left-right-brain intellectual and creative ability!
My testimony's confident, consistent and unflappable,
so even in the trickiest cross, I'm totally untrappable!
My skill at teaching anything to anyone at any time
is awesome, and the visual aids that I provide are so sublime
that jurors never fail to understand the grounds on which I base
the strong foundation for my views in each and every legal case.
My reputation, ethics and integrity are so well known
That when opposing counsels see me named as expert they all groan;
credentialed to the hilt I am, from head-icle to ped-icle!
I am the very model of a modern legal-medical!
Bendis © 1998
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